Men pick your battles
This is lame but i literally stayed up thinking about this.
Labor is NO WHERE NEAR the same pain as getting kicked in the groin.
IT CAN'T BE.
First, we have 9 months of pain and sickness before labor...
yes this gets to be included on the scale
THEN
I would like to point out that when a man does get kicked in the groin that a doctor doesn't rush to their side and give them medication that is injected into their spine to numb their lower half.
They do not get "cocktails" or IV meds
They do not get a bed in the hospital
why?
BECAUSE YOU DON'T NEED IT!
Women do, we endure the pain
We may rip & tear and by golly we stretch for 9 months...
SO until any of that happens from a simple kick....
shhh.
Oh by the way all of this came into my head because i had cramps and felt like i was being punched in the stomach constantly for about 2 hours.
Isn't that how boys explain their pain.
Silly boys, pain tolerance is for girls.
HAHA SOOO true! Great argument Brittney!
ReplyDeleteIt's actually been proven that the pain a man feels when he's kicked in the groin is the EXACT type of pain that a woman feels when she has menstrual cramps. So we get to feel that way for 5-7 days EVERY MONTH. And they collapse and gasp in pain when they get a kick to the groin. And we just pop a midol and carry on about our day. Seriously? That fact alone makes me want to kick a guy in the hmm-hmms. Big babies.
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